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corpserabbit:

//ruin spoilers

bonepoquet:

Horror games genuinely become 10x less scary after you’ve died a few times. Like the monster shows up and you’re just “not this bitch again👺”

thesunsetree:

rivalled varric inviting hawke to skyhold

psychotic-gerard:

“rap is the worst music genre” “no actually it’s soul” “no actually it’s jazz” “no actually it’s ska” “no actually it’s r&b” hey guys do you notice a common denominator in the genres you hate or is it just me

despazito:

Adult website and period tracker

podcastwizard:

dnd jokes that will always be funny no matter what your dm tells you

• “jesus christ” “who’s that”
• “this is just like (tv show/movie)” “that’s my favorite play”
• referring to famous musicians or actors from the real world as “bards”
• adding the word “fantasy” in front of modern things (i pull out my Fantasy iPhone and open Fantasy Tinder)
• “how hurt are you” “on a scale of one to twenty-eight i’d say i’m at about a nine.”

feel free to add more

24hrfrog:

Lol mxes hates kids canon

maraariana01:

im normal about MXES im normal im normal i promise

pizzee:

I’d lose interest if I found out it wasn’t about horses too

flylikejetstreams:

girls don’t want boyfriends girls want taylor swift to run towards them during the bridge of august

landrylovesmatcha:

what was i made for?

“ophelia” by john everett millais but it’s barbie and for the sake of this concept let’s pretend that there is in fact water in barbieland

shedidntevenswear:

I’ll never stop laughing at how Taylor Swift was genuinely confused at people cheering for her, Taylor Swift, at a Taylor Swift concert in her speech before Everything Has Changed

cametotheshowinsd:

I’ve told these stories to the best of my ability with all the love, wonder, and whimsy they deserve. Now it’s up to you to pass them down.
folklore | Taylor Swift | July 24th, 2020

mushramoo:

literally all I could think about when they interacted like 2 times

zevsurana:

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zevsurana:

remember how nobody fucking went to the conclave

“it was our last hope for peace! one great chance! ruined!” bestie i know hindsight is always rose-tinted but grand enchanter fiona leader of the rebel mages and vivienne leader of the loyal mages did not show up

“we could have resolved this in the talks!” talks with who. just like. between yourselves?

the lord seeker was also not there